They used to say that we never listened, that we were a dictatorship. This very clearly isn’t true, because we’re listening to you guys right now. You guys voted for Tabletop games, and so here we are. 

Here’s the gist- you want points, I’m here to distribute them. I got two different games we can play, and I’ll be doing calls for them throughout the week. Who knows, I might call some other members of staff to host games. The first game is - 

This game is like cocaine. The premise is simple: you got two little dudes, and you gotta either build a big tower and climb it, or make it so your opponent cannot move. This is a quick, addicting game that rewards clever thinking and strategic play, and this can support up to 4 players.

But I get it, thinking is kind of hard. Sometimes you just need to slap cards on a desk. Well, have I got the game for you.

They vetoed me running Four Souls, so I’m moving down the list. Tapeworms is a game of emptying your hand by creating big long worms. Dead simple. I cannot explain this simpler.

Point distribution is simple: You win a match, that’s 10 points. You can get 20 overall. That means you gotta win 2 times to get the most out of this. Of course, you can enter as many times as you want, throw for teammates and grief other cabins. I genuinely don’t care.